theta chi throws a party for me!

Hi hi. So Cooks has told me I don't update my blog enough... I can't think of why he'd say that. Anywho, so I decided very drunk last night that I should wait until the morning to post, mostly because I think the computer screen made me too dizzy and nauseous.  Not as dizzy and nauseous as Cookie apparently, due to his email last night, "twelvsies."  Sloppy.
So last weekend nothing too eventful happened, hence my lack of posting. This week was totally and completely torturous, so Thursday night (the weekend- I don't have class on Fridays finally!) I drank a lot.  We played some Ledger, which I AM GOOD AT.  Fo realz. Dan doesn't believe me but everyone else knows. We played wicked awesome slap cup with just four people. Revelation- slap cup is a great game when played solely by people who are good at it.  And no one's not drinking, or being a bitch. Then we played some other game I don't remember (I might have gotten drunk), and then I went to sleep.
Friday: I went to the gym hungover- not a great decision, but overall not a bad one. I had a dream about psycho chickens trying to eat everyone around me. Ashton and I went to Costco- got some free samples and dolla fitty hotdogs and refills. Then I tutored my girl (I have to tutor her again in 34 minutes, so I have to get this post moving along), came home, cleaned the house, Cookie and I went on a date! Sorry Troy!
Side note, I mentioned to Cookie that it was a date. He said not to tell Troy. I asked if that meant they were exclusive (!!). He responded, "I mean, not officially, but if I'm in Abi Benudis' basement, I wouldn't make out with Abi in front of Troy."  Good call, Cooks. We went to Qdobs, delish. Came back, set up the house.
Then the party started eventually! We ledged a game, Ashton and I won by at least 7 (I told you guys I'm good!), Danny Wittels was very impressed by Ledger.
Things of note from last night:
1. I played ruit at least thirty times. Every brother/boy in the house/Billy who didn't have a party kept pulling me over to be theirs. Mostly because I was ON FIRE. Not ever technically, but I was awesome.
2. Danny Wittels and I got along last night, surprise, surprise. I think he's becoming less of a douche as he physically lets himeself go. We played the first game of ruit and won in double over time.
2. Brendan Blaney and I became friends. He does not seem to be ticklish, which is weird.
3. Joel introduced me to this girl he brought. We literally said, "Hi, my name is _____." And the next thing Girl says to me is, "Your voice is really hi." Really. I nearly punched her. She then followed it up (I think she noticed her faux pas) by saying it was adorable, but the damage was done. Joel later came up to me and apologized for Girl also.
4. I Imperialed Judah, and he was too big a bitch to drink it. So Liza volunteered, and she may have vommed.
5. Don't tell the brothers- it was one of the Rush boy's birthdays at midnight at the party, and I told him it was Theta Chi tradition for all the brothers to give the birthday boy sloppy french kisses. Hehe.
6.Cookie and I were playing the last game of the night, we were in overtime and things were getting dicey. So I put on I Want You Back and we won the game.
7. Not of the night, but still of note: I bought new frat flats: exactly the same, but these haven't been peed on yet.
8. Liza tried to hook up with Ashton. Blowfish's friend tried to hook up with Ashton. Judah tried to hook up with Ashton (not really). Mira tried to hook up with Ashton, but I mentioned Abi as his "gf" in front of her casually and then she left immediately.
9. The cops came, boo. They made us break up the party. Some girl kept wandering around afterward because she was looking for her earring. It was about the size of her head and shaped like a leaf, so it's really better off for her that she lost it. Also I overheard some big fat girl say one time a guy she was dancing with nibble her earring off. Ew.
That's about it for now, I'm headed to Tisch soon. I didn't take many pictures last night, because I was too busy winning all types of drinking games, but they'll probs be up soon.