This is a Post.

This post is dedicated to Haley, so now she can never again be mad at me for not posting about our lives.
Tonight was fall ball.  We all got dressed up (see our facebook photos, soon to be uploaded), we all looked good. All the boys invited their focus kids to our house for a kickin' pregame.  We started at seven thirty. I made the first hard-liquor drink of one boy's life. I added loads of vodka. He then followed me a around a bit. We also taught some kids how to play the game of "bei ruit." Another boy fell for the B1 charm and was in love with me instantly. I had the guys let him down gently, telling him I already had a Matt Wittman.  Poor boy, being turned down by his dream girl.  I became "best friend steadies" with two girls tonight (Haley, just until you're back. And maybe not that long. You're my true best friend), and we danced the night away. Tonight was the first night I got hard-core grinded up on by another girl. (Two different girls, actually). It wasn't especially thrilling, but the second time it was done to save me from this Lurking Big Guy. Operation successful.
The winner for sloppiest moment of the night (and grossest moment of my entire life):
One of my best friend steadies and I were at the head of the line for the girls' room when a girl pushed past everyone, saying she really had to go to the bathroom. She was directly next to me. I feel a splashing of water at my feet. I look around, wondering who was throwing water. No water bottles. I see this girl's legs: water streaming down the insides of them. I double check to see if maybe she's spilling water on herself. Again, no water bottle in sight. She PEED on my feet. She left a puddle underneath her.  She had been in a panic to get to the bathroom (even during the streaming of pee), but then (presumably when she was done, because the splashing on my feet had stopped) she just turned around, away from the bathroom, and went out to the dance.
That happened.
As for DFMs:
Judah met up with this girl (no one knows who she is). Once we find out who she is and more about her, I will update again. But they were making out and dancing the whole time. And now they're both in his room with the door closed and a tie on the knob.
Cooks had been texting Troy throughout the night. He found Troy. I saw them holding hands by the refreshment table, and then again on the street. I then saw her lead Cookie back to her house on Bromfield (or that area). Have not heard from him. EEK. Bitch, he was supposed to take me to Helen's.
Dan and Ashton have so far got nothing (that I know of); they're currently downstairs with some focus jerks. But Ashton does have his big date tomorrow night! <3 That I planned, so you know it will be wicked romantic.
I would like to go to sleep now. And I am the master of my blog, so I am able to choose to do so. Happy readings,
Bonesaw.