Halloween

Halloween!! No case race. Still, a solid night.
It started out not great. I was stuck at home late, due to the laziness of the Chinese service-people at our local Chinatown. Sped to tufts. Rang the doorbell (I had lost my keys in my haste), the Tin Man answers! Judah is completely covered in silver. His catchphrase for the night? "Guess what color my dick is." Oh, Judah, the ladies' man. Guess how much action he got last night.
They gave me all of ten minutes to get completely ready. Fortunately I'm a natural beauty, so I looked good nonetheless. When Judah first saw me dressed up, he told me, "If I were a man, who was interested in women, who were interested in men, I'd fuck you." I was quite flattered, because I knew he meant it. After a round of icky peppermint schnapps shots to start my night, followed by chugging a glass of water to remove the taste of icky peppermint schapps, we hit the yellow brick road. Turns out, not everyone was as prepared as I to be in character. I seemed to be the only one (Okay, give Judah props, he knew some good ones) who knew the songs. I sang loudly enough for everyone though.
We went to Sogo. Fun stuff. I've never been in Sogo before!! So that was particularly exciting. Did you guys know Sogo is nice? Maybe we should just live there next year. Then came Josh Dockser's house, was jealous of his house, went to Rory's. Party was bumpin'. There were two kegs and a bathtub filled of ice! That's how chill it was. Lolz, I hate myself. Oh! On the way from Josh's, Ashton and I were standing next to each other when I hear the sounds of flowing liquid. Ashton peeing right next to me. Duh. Luckily my ruby slippers did not meet the same fate as my frat flats, as Ashton has better aim (or worse, depending on his goals) than fall ball girl. Ashton needs more boundaries, however.
At Rory's we played some slap cup. The first game sucked. The only interesting part was when I saw a penis. A guy across the table from me whipped his out and started showing it off to his friend. Somehow, I was the only one to notice this exchange. His friend said to him, "Dude, slap cup isn't that sort of game" and made him put it away. But not until I saw my... (Judah, you must keep better count than I do) Penis #6, I think. So, cool stuff. Also playing slap cup was a priest standing next to me, who had me teach him to play then tried to have sex with me. Sorry priest, I am no nine year old boy. I will not fall for your tricks.
The whole night people LOVED our costume. Obvi. But every time anyone complimented me, the boys made me tell the strangers that I was not Dorothy, I was Whorothy. But really, I could have been SO much sluttier. I was not Whorothy.
In Rory's kitchen we met up with a Theta Chi pledge, James the Boxer. He stole my beer from me, told me he could chug faster than any other man in the world, then chugged my entire beer in maybe .5 seconds. I was too impressed to be mad. Then he said Wittman Sucks, so I was mad. So I slapped him in the face. But all in all, he's a pretty cool dude.
I decided I was done with Rory's eventually, so I decided that we should go to Theta Chi! Yay! So we went to Theta Chi! Not so many people there, but there were plenty of ruit tables, which was just what I was hoping for. Cooks and I versus all of India, this time. Really. In the basement was 75% all of Adi's harem. Crazy stuff. Cookie and I sucked. We're used to our short Team Walker table, we just couldn't get the distance. But fortunately, ruit is one thing that can't be outsourced. Cookie and I won! Then, obviously it was time for Helen's. We went back to Walker Street ordered my first Helen's of the semester (!!!!), and skyped with Nick Stone. Which was fun. Especially when we got to shove Helen's in his face, and he couldn't have any because he's in China. The bluezone was delish, but then it was time for bed!
What do we think? Good Halloween? Not supes exciting, but no one puked, so it has that going for it.