Hi hi. So Cooks has told me I don't update my blog enough... I can't think of why he'd say that. Anywho, so I decided very drunk last night that I should wait until the morning to post, mostly because I think the computer screen made me too dizzy and nauseous. Not as dizzy and nauseous as Cookie apparently, due to his email last night, "twelvsies." Sloppy.
So last weekend nothing too eventful happened, hence my lack of posting. This week was totally and completely torturous, so Thursday night (the weekend- I don't have class on Fridays finally!) I drank a lot. We played some Ledger, which I AM GOOD AT. Fo realz. Dan doesn't believe me but everyone else knows. We played wicked awesome slap cup with just four people. Revelation- slap cup is a great game when played solely by people who are good at it. And no one's not drinking, or being a bitch. Then we played some other game I don't remember (I might have gotten drunk), and then I went to sleep.
Friday: I went to the gym hungover- not a great decision, but overall not a bad one. I had a dream about psycho chickens trying to eat everyone around me. Ashton and I went to Costco- got some free samples and dolla fitty hotdogs and refills. Then I tutored my girl (I have to tutor her again in 34 minutes, so I have to get this post moving along), came home, cleaned the house, Cookie and I went on a date! Sorry Troy!
Side note, I mentioned to Cookie that it was a date. He said not to tell Troy. I asked if that meant they were exclusive (!!). He responded, "I mean, not officially, but if I'm in Abi Benudis' basement, I wouldn't make out with Abi in front of Troy." Good call, Cooks. We went to Qdobs, delish. Came back, set up the house.
Then the party started eventually! We ledged a game, Ashton and I won by at least 7 (I told you guys I'm good!), Danny Wittels was very impressed by Ledger.
Things of note from last night:
1. I played ruit at least thirty times. Every brother/boy in the house/Billy who didn't have a party kept pulling me over to be theirs. Mostly because I was ON FIRE. Not ever technically, but I was awesome.
2. Danny Wittels and I got along last night, surprise, surprise. I think he's becoming less of a douche as he physically lets himeself go. We played the first game of ruit and won in double over time.
2. Brendan Blaney and I became friends. He does not seem to be ticklish, which is weird.
3. Joel introduced me to this girl he brought. We literally said, "Hi, my name is _____." And the next thing Girl says to me is, "Your voice is really hi." Really. I nearly punched her. She then followed it up (I think she noticed her faux pas) by saying it was adorable, but the damage was done. Joel later came up to me and apologized for Girl also.
4. I Imperialed Judah, and he was too big a bitch to drink it. So Liza volunteered, and she may have vommed.
5. Don't tell the brothers- it was one of the Rush boy's birthdays at midnight at the party, and I told him it was Theta Chi tradition for all the brothers to give the birthday boy sloppy french kisses. Hehe.
6.Cookie and I were playing the last game of the night, we were in overtime and things were getting dicey. So I put on I Want You Back and we won the game.
7. Not of the night, but still of note: I bought new frat flats: exactly the same, but these haven't been peed on yet.
8. Liza tried to hook up with Ashton. Blowfish's friend tried to hook up with Ashton. Judah tried to hook up with Ashton (not really). Mira tried to hook up with Ashton, but I mentioned Abi as his "gf" in front of her casually and then she left immediately.
9. The cops came, boo. They made us break up the party. Some girl kept wandering around afterward because she was looking for her earring. It was about the size of her head and shaped like a leaf, so it's really better off for her that she lost it. Also I overheard some big fat girl say one time a guy she was dancing with nibble her earring off. Ew.
That's about it for now, I'm headed to Tisch soon. I didn't take many pictures last night, because I was too busy winning all types of drinking games, but they'll probs be up soon.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
This is a Post.
This post is dedicated to Haley, so now she can never again be mad at me for not posting about our lives.
Tonight was fall ball. We all got dressed up (see our facebook photos, soon to be uploaded), we all looked good. All the boys invited their focus kids to our house for a kickin' pregame. We started at seven thirty. I made the first hard-liquor drink of one boy's life. I added loads of vodka. He then followed me a around a bit. We also taught some kids how to play the game of "bei ruit." Another boy fell for the B1 charm and was in love with me instantly. I had the guys let him down gently, telling him I already had a Matt Wittman. Poor boy, being turned down by his dream girl. I became "best friend steadies" with two girls tonight (Haley, just until you're back. And maybe not that long. You're my true best friend), and we danced the night away. Tonight was the first night I got hard-core grinded up on by another girl. (Two different girls, actually). It wasn't especially thrilling, but the second time it was done to save me from this Lurking Big Guy. Operation successful.
The winner for sloppiest moment of the night (and grossest moment of my entire life):
One of my best friend steadies and I were at the head of the line for the girls' room when a girl pushed past everyone, saying she really had to go to the bathroom. She was directly next to me. I feel a splashing of water at my feet. I look around, wondering who was throwing water. No water bottles. I see this girl's legs: water streaming down the insides of them. I double check to see if maybe she's spilling water on herself. Again, no water bottle in sight. She PEED on my feet. She left a puddle underneath her. She had been in a panic to get to the bathroom (even during the streaming of pee), but then (presumably when she was done, because the splashing on my feet had stopped) she just turned around, away from the bathroom, and went out to the dance.
That happened.
As for DFMs:
Judah met up with this girl (no one knows who she is). Once we find out who she is and more about her, I will update again. But they were making out and dancing the whole time. And now they're both in his room with the door closed and a tie on the knob.
Cooks had been texting Troy throughout the night. He found Troy. I saw them holding hands by the refreshment table, and then again on the street. I then saw her lead Cookie back to her house on Bromfield (or that area). Have not heard from him. EEK. Bitch, he was supposed to take me to Helen's.
Dan and Ashton have so far got nothing (that I know of); they're currently downstairs with some focus jerks. But Ashton does have his big date tomorrow night! <3 That I planned, so you know it will be wicked romantic.
I would like to go to sleep now. And I am the master of my blog, so I am able to choose to do so. Happy readings,
Bonesaw.
Tonight was fall ball. We all got dressed up (see our facebook photos, soon to be uploaded), we all looked good. All the boys invited their focus kids to our house for a kickin' pregame. We started at seven thirty. I made the first hard-liquor drink of one boy's life. I added loads of vodka. He then followed me a around a bit. We also taught some kids how to play the game of "bei ruit." Another boy fell for the B1 charm and was in love with me instantly. I had the guys let him down gently, telling him I already had a Matt Wittman. Poor boy, being turned down by his dream girl. I became "best friend steadies" with two girls tonight (Haley, just until you're back. And maybe not that long. You're my true best friend), and we danced the night away. Tonight was the first night I got hard-core grinded up on by another girl. (Two different girls, actually). It wasn't especially thrilling, but the second time it was done to save me from this Lurking Big Guy. Operation successful.
The winner for sloppiest moment of the night (and grossest moment of my entire life):
One of my best friend steadies and I were at the head of the line for the girls' room when a girl pushed past everyone, saying she really had to go to the bathroom. She was directly next to me. I feel a splashing of water at my feet. I look around, wondering who was throwing water. No water bottles. I see this girl's legs: water streaming down the insides of them. I double check to see if maybe she's spilling water on herself. Again, no water bottle in sight. She PEED on my feet. She left a puddle underneath her. She had been in a panic to get to the bathroom (even during the streaming of pee), but then (presumably when she was done, because the splashing on my feet had stopped) she just turned around, away from the bathroom, and went out to the dance.
That happened.
As for DFMs:
Judah met up with this girl (no one knows who she is). Once we find out who she is and more about her, I will update again. But they were making out and dancing the whole time. And now they're both in his room with the door closed and a tie on the knob.
Cooks had been texting Troy throughout the night. He found Troy. I saw them holding hands by the refreshment table, and then again on the street. I then saw her lead Cookie back to her house on Bromfield (or that area). Have not heard from him. EEK. Bitch, he was supposed to take me to Helen's.
Dan and Ashton have so far got nothing (that I know of); they're currently downstairs with some focus jerks. But Ashton does have his big date tomorrow night! <3 That I planned, so you know it will be wicked romantic.
I would like to go to sleep now. And I am the master of my blog, so I am able to choose to do so. Happy readings,
Bonesaw.
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